When a New Yorker encounters a large group of motionless tourists congregating in the middle of a sidewalk where locals conducting their daily comings and goings, one may lower their shoulder, maintain current speed and plow through the mass in an attempt to knock as many out of the way. Children are not exempt as it is their parent's fault. The elderly get a pass.

While walking at a fairly fast clip, I played some Christmas time tourist bowling while walking to the subway tonight.
I got a 1, 10 split on a group of Germans holding hands four across standing on West 50th Street.
Did you see that fat, dad jeans wearing rube jump out of the way when he realized he was about to be knocked over?

Tourist bowling by EAFofNY December 11, 2013

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Two Bowls and One Plate

What did you think this was?
Its just what it says it is.

he had two bowls and one plate

Two Bowls and One Plate by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018

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NEED TO GO BOWLING

TELLING SOMEONE THAT IS IN EVERYONE ELSE'S BUSINESS, THEY NEED TO GO BOWLING SO THEY CAN LEARN TO STAY IN THEIR LANE AND MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS

Bobo axed: whet you talkin' bout? I sed, you worried bout the wrong thang! you need to go bowling!! Bobo sed what dat mean? I sed, it mean you need to stay in your lane and mind yo own damn business

NEED TO GO BOWLING by G.B. WIGGLES September 6, 2019

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