Indiana river boat

When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.

My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards

by Jordiablo April 10, 2024

Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.

I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.

by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026

Build a boat for treasure

A Roblox game where you can build anything but a boat.

Person 1:yo check this cool game about building a boat named build a boat for treasure
Person 2:why is everything looks strange
*Person 2 dies*
Person 1:well, that was bad, because i invented new mechanism to make dizzy machine 300000

by ChickenDude123 February 26, 2026

A Drew boatman

Is a lil bitch that is always loaned out to Odessa yard and never gets a new truck. Spends most days down on his knees

That fag was pulling a Drew boatman

by Big Chad February 26, 2025

Little man in the boat

The slang for a woman’s clitoris

Hey baby you want rub on my little
Man in the boat for me?

I love when you stroke the little man on the boat for me.

Stroking the little man in the boat might make me cum hard all over your hand.

by SusieQ Ball February 26, 2025

whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas

Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"

by batman2504 March 11, 2025

Feeling the boat

Verb: To close your eyes whilst sailing to ‘feel the boat’ and truly experience the boat through all aspects

It’s time to try feeling the boat

by Rtyuioplkjhgfdsa April 1, 2025