workaholic 

Basicly a person with no life, so they decide to try and fill the gap of having no life by working ALL THE TIME. This generally does not work and people who turn into workaholics are usually unmarried over-ambitious women and over-ambitious men

An example of a workaholic is someone staying in the workplace after their designated shift despite not having anything important to do.

workaholic by Propane_Nightmares December 4, 2010

The hood it not working 

What Thai restaurants post on their door to signify a temporary closure of the restaurant. If the manager is out, hood translates to 'head' thus giving more definition to the concept itself. Additionally, the 'it' is a philosophical reference to the state the 'hood' is in. To fully comprehend such sign, read it as "The HEAD IS not working"

Manager/owner is out of town on business for a few days and there is nobody to take over the job. Restaurant will post sign reading: The hood it not working"

The hood it not working by Amale O. November 14, 2007

Workout stalker 

One who derives pleasure from watching others workout so that he or she can duplicate their workout.

Commonly gets the most pleasure from doing slightly more, like an extra mile on a run, and claiming to "win".

Workout stalkers often friend you in online fitness social apps like Nike+, FitBit, or Strava so that they can easily observe their victims.

Closely related to the one upper.

Kris: "I must admit, this new competitive James is a breath of fresh air."

James: "I'm not competing."

Kris: "You are. You're doing real good with the running and the biking lately. Your Nike Fuel is being earned really good."

James: "Dont be such a workout stalker."

Workout stalker by ThrilledAtHome June 20, 2013

Working Binge

Working an average of 20 hours a day for a week with a maximum of 2 hours sleep in every 24 hours.

“He went on a 1 week working binge after realising that he could not buy everyone a Christmas gift”.

Working Binge by dizon-dizon December 15, 2009

Workflop

A workflop occurs when your workflow is unsuccessful. Some times software is so fubared that it promotes a workflop instead of a workflow.

When Tabitha tried to use the new software her company bought, it ended up being a total workflop.

Workflop by Locomoreno June 27, 2010

workhole 

An asshole in the workplace.

Rich always wants things done his way. He is not a team player. What a workhole!

workhole by Dixey3 November 14, 2010

workatrollic 

A colleague at work who is constantly negative about other colleagues' work. This person is also good at making you look bad in front of influential people such as managers.

Amir: So that guy actually told me my work is crap and his son designs better...! Later I heard from my manager that I should perhaps reconsider my position!
Elton: Gheez, he's such a workatrollic, he does this with every body.

workatrollic by stevegek_ January 27, 2011