Meat Head

Usually an individual who is precieved as unintelligent but also a common word to call someone a retard

Dave you meat Head

by Masssssive November 8, 2018

meat slobber

someone who is good at sobbing a dick or sucking one, or a whore.

joe: give me head you meat slobber.
Amanda: ok.

Steve: bro i just got nudes from a hot girl.
Bart: its nothing special she's a meat slobber.

by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

meat haul

When multiple homies shove their dick in every part of one gal..

Yooo the squad meat hauled jessica last night! She was destroyed!

by Fulladatshit November 6, 2017

Meat Kotex

The white pad under the ground meat at the grocery store

Damn the meat Kotex under the ground beef looked like the aftermath of a civil war

by John45acp July 10, 2016

Mega Meated

A word with no definition. nothing can happen when mega meated is said. the null and void of insults

I hope you get mega meated on this summer

by alterocativeartist June 12, 2018

rare meat

A steak which has been jizzed on, and then cooked, allowing the delicious flavor of the cum to soak throughout the meat, creating a unique taste.

What did you have for dinner?

I had some rare meat, courtesy of Keegan.

by carnivor January 6, 2013

Meat teat

Alternative word for a penis

Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.

by Meat Man 666 February 11, 2019