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Turtle-necking

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”
by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020
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turtled

When you are still with someone but you feel single.
damn feel turtled
by @hoqwartsamp on tik tok January 11, 2021
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Turtle

Gunnga bot tyrnan
Turtle is fat
by Jo3Ma ma November 27, 2019
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Turtle Gang

In the mist of Janesville, Minnesota there's a gang the turtle gang. They are the best gang out there they roam the street and the school we will attach and our sheld is our backs. We will attach the white spider gang.
The turtle gang is the best gang who ever lived
by Iliketurtlesalottt December 5, 2018
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Ninja Turtle

When you shit the bed and fall back asleep leaving the shit to harden and form a sort of shell on your back and ass.
"I love being a turtle" tyler said after discovering that he had pulled a ninja turtle last night
by james lebough July 28, 2019
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horny turtle

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
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Turtleing

When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.
Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.

No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
by Ginglife March 1, 2015
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