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Taylor Derangement Syndrome

Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)

Symptoms may include:

Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics

Craving pumpkin spice

Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"

"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"

"I think they have TDS! "

"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"

"Bitch, you might have TDS"
by Maiko182022 October 8, 2023
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shane taylor

one of the most talented actors in the world, mostly known for playing medic eugene roe in band of brothers
ruth: Did you see episode 5 of band of brothers with shane taylor?
grace: yeah, his performance made me cry
by pvtbabeheffron December 11, 2016
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Taylor

Taylor is your mean Ex
by 🧢Hottie🧢 November 10, 2020
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Tristan Taylor

a lovely soul who deserved more than the world could've gave him. may he rest in peace.
"oh how i miss tristan taylor"
"he was a sweet boy"
by 20/05/23 May 24, 2023
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Pulled a Taylor

When your girlfriend severely wrongs to and so you fake like you're about to propose to her in front of and audience, then expose the hoe and dump her ass!
Bro 1: "Hey man, did you hear what happened to Keith?"

Bro 2: "Yeah! He found out his girl was sleeping around and fucking Pulled a Taylor! That guys a savage!"
by IMAprofessional July 11, 2016
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Taylor

An absolutely gorgeous person who is extremely caring and nice, All Taylor’s are generally hot and have an amazing figures. If you are not currently dating a Taylor you should get with one. Taylor’s are men of beauty and usually a gorgeous brunette. They are all you wish you had and the best choice for a boyfriend

If you date or dated these gorgeous Taylor's you have all you'll ever need or you are mental and let the best thing you had go, without realizing it. Taylor's are the best in bed even if they appear they aren't. Taylor doesn’t try to impress anyone, and hates when people try to impress him. He is not a snob & not a jealous person. Ever mess with him; you'll have other people to deal with. He’s the type of person people can trust and be very close to. He is really down to earth and generally doesn’t care what other people think he has an amazing personality.
Wow do you see Taylor?!?
He looks so good today!
by Truefacts1465 December 19, 2020
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Taylor

Asian man who wants to use credit card but cant bc he cant see to put it in the machine — _ —
Yo who is that?

“Its just taylor again”

oh.
by reeeeeeeeeeeeeboi July 20, 2025
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