evan peters

the hottest most sexiest person who inhabits this planet, who also has a hot personality and enough talent to light a fucking fire

evan peters is my husband.

by the whore to ur left </3 August 19, 2021

Peter horny

the term of being as excited or “horny” as the character Your Boyfriend from the game YBF when in contact with anything or the player, referred to as Y/N.

i didn’t know i managed to make you peter horny

by s0urcrow September 4, 2021

Peter's brb

When your friend says hes gonna be right back... He goes afk for 4 hours.

Peter: yo man i gtg brb
Paul: Lets go... another Peter's brb
Chris: Ah nice, see ya in 4 hours m8

by Lupiinek June 15, 2021

Peter

This kid is fuckin hilarious. All of his friends find him extremely funny, but others may not and find him annoying. Usually has brown hair and blue eyes, and sometimes has a birthmark. He isn't the tallest, but he damn well ain't short. He's not very athletic but can be if he needs to be. He gets bullied by some dickheads who are jealous.

Lao: Who's that?
Dave: That's my friend Peter
Lao: He looks like a neek
Dave: Nah, he's the best

by buznigga August 20, 2024

Peter Doocy Humiliates KJP

Two Jews tell the exact opposite lies about the same video. This is where lying Jew stereotype comes from.

Hym "Peter Doocy humiliates KJP? But wait... THAT Jew said that Peter Doocy humiliated HIMSELF? I mean, I watched the video and it looked like Peter asked about Kamala's ridiculous fucking accent and KJP avoided the question but I don't see how that humiliates KJP. And it's a valid question because, like, what the fuck is up with that accent? Either way, that isn't really humiliating for either of them and they both know that. Which means... They're lying. Why must the Jews lie about everything? They lied about talking to the creator of the universe (Which is the ultimate lie) and now they've been emboldened by how well it worked. Bad. Bad lying Jews."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

Peter-Gazer

a peter-gazer is someone who peter gazes (goes out of their way to look at other Men’s genitalia) in a public bathrooms, restrooms, locker rooms. Other men perceive this as gay and weird.

When someone purposely or accidentally looks down at your mid-section while you’re in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your peter whacker is exposed.
Hey look Ak is peter-gazing in the locker room again, "Peter-Gazer, Peter-Gazer!!

by Diddyler09 October 21, 2024

Peter delusion

the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.

1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion

by ZFTyler November 5, 2024