Scary Bears

the act of pooping or the state of the poop in question

"Where have ya been, dude?"
"Scary Bears"
"Oh gotcha"
or
"Was it a good poop?"
"It looked like scary bears"

by DrRodimus March 29, 2015

Trash bear

The act of taking a shit in a urinal.

All the toilets in the restroom were occupied and I had to poop so bad I had no other option but to trash bear in the urinal

by Nickel slick nasty December 28, 2019

kenny bear

Eats deep fried baby food. Favorite brand is huggies. Has a hitler shrine in their basement. Makes a living off of selling poopoo art

I love Kenny Bear’s poopoo art

by Niatstihs November 24, 2019

slimy bear

When a man perceives himself to be gay while trying to persuade friends girlfriends to peg him in the ass.

My buddy has been trying to get my girlfriend to peg him....that fag is such a slimy bear!

by Justdatip7 June 6, 2018

Bear Mom

when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn

Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.

Dude, I need a bear Mom.

How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?

Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?

Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?

Fuck me harder bear Mom!

Bear moms are pretty ight.

by Frank Sinatra Jr. July 5, 2018

Shuggy Bear

A shuggy bear is someone who is wonderful, kind, and has a loving heart. They are the center of your world and provide you with all you could ever want. They are soft and cuddly like a bear and sweet like sugar but at times can become agitated if not enough food or sleep.

She was such a shuggy bear until about 3, when no one would let her sleep.Now we have to sleep outside anytime she is near.

by Bubs D February 22, 2017

polar bear

a weird type of an albino African. Cant stop laughing which makes his friends which sit near him laugh. Pretty good at basketball and is decent at shooting but terrible at everything else.thinks his good at handling but honestly its way too ez too steal the ball from him

"how is that polar bear airballing from the layup line? Wow that midnight nigga and that lil jaddy must be real friends to not walk away from that!"

by midnight nigga May 30, 2020