Dorito speed 

The speed that you maintain in Walmart to get what you need fast enough to leave, but slow enough to not draw attention to yourself and let your mind process the information you need. (Can be used to find things other than Doritos, like clearing rooms in a gunfight.)

we're falling behind a little bit, lets kick it up to Dorito speed.

Dorito speed by Scout339 September 22, 2022

blast da speekah 

A common term used to end every sentence. It is very popular in an internet chat site called BasilMarket chat section, which traditionally uses memes from 4chan but is now experimenting with its own memes.

lulz yes, that is so fun!!!! BLAST DA SPEEKAH~

blast da speekah by paulpker121 January 9, 2008

Ben Franklin Speedball

On a stormy day or night with thunder and lightning impress your friends with this exhilarating party maneuver. 1) Do a shot of your favorite hard booze. (2) Immediately start flying a kite. (3) Once kite is fully in flight, light up a spliff and smoke it while flying the kite. (4) Keep the kite up until said spliff is gone.

This storm is gnarly. Hey! Who wants to do a Ben Franklin Speedball?

Ben Franklin Speedball by Downtown Dogtown October 26, 2010

granite city speedball 

When you mix methamphetamine with dabs.

Dude, me and Timmy did some Granite city speedballs last night, that shuts intense.

granite city speedball by Extrabitchypuddin August 21, 2016

Canadian Freedom of Speech

According to some Americans, it does not exist.

(Conversation taking place in Toronto)
Justin: So what’s with freedom of speech here?
Trish: They don’t have it
Justin: What?
Waitress: What? (Looking confused)
Trish: There is no such thing as Canadian Freedom of Speech
Tony: That’s not accurate

Canadian Freedom of Speech by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

fuck to the speed of light 

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

fuck to the speed of light by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

speedbump 

Also known as a skidmark but more commonly refered to as a nigger or niglet in the middle of the road.

Oh shit Bill, there's a nigger in the road!
Floor it Earl thats just a speedbump.

speedbump by Julia,spanky,meat December 18, 2008