FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

When people (usually people of power; bosses, parents, etc) are obviously/blatantly making things/shit up - You can almost see Flying Monkey's coming out of their ass!!

Oh I see Flying Monkey's; and they are coming out of your ass. FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome) by mbinsane February 22, 2011

Elisha Grey Syndrome 

Developing a new idea independently (i.e., without assistance of others), only to discover that someone else has already developed the same idea.

Named for Elisha Grey, who invented the telephone independently of and at the same time as Alexander Graham Bell. Though they filed for patents on the same day, Bell won the patent battle in court.

I had a brilliant idea the other day about how this neighborhood really could use a donut-shop. Then, I found out one is scheduled to open next week. Guess I have Elisha Grey Syndrome.

Elisha Grey Syndrome by Madapplejack April 4, 2011

L's syndrome 

When you muck up real bad, and look like an idiot. An undeniable idiot in front of many people and all they can do is give you that look, the "what the fuck!?" look. The 'damn this kid's a dumb ass look". Too stupid to function...

Teacher: Ian, name the world's largest country?
Ian: Ahhhh...Popeyes chicken..?
Teacher: (The what the fuck did he just say look)
Class: (damn, this kid is stupid look)

Diagnosis: L's syndrome

L's syndrome by simonJeff June 12, 2011

The Snoop Dogg Syndrome

The Snoop Dogg Syndrome is a term used to describe something or someone who had a fantastic start, but later had a falling curve. The name comes from the artist Snoop Dogg, who has had this development. He had a fantastic start with "The Chronic" and "Doggystyle" but has since fallen off and become a shadow of himself.

Mike: 50 Cent is the best rapper ever!
Pete: Naw, "Get Rich Or Die Tryin" was great, but he got the Snoop Dogg syndrome in 2005, has'nt been the same since...

The Snoop Dogg Syndrome by Abelico! October 14, 2011

Massive Head Syndrome 

Having a massive head basically, that crushes its holder and everything around it, if it hasn't sucked it into its gravitational pull...

Gus is suffering from Massive Head Syndrome

Massive Head Syndrome by Lolcakes32398424 June 16, 2011

TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome 

the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their butt cheeks in anticipation of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -Walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your ass look out of this world.

Bob:"Hey Todd, how's it going"

Todd: "Not so good, I have a huge presentation today and I have a serious case of TBS,I'm so nervous."

Bob: "Ya you are walking pretty funny right now, but your ass needs space boots, cause it's out of this world."

Bob: "Wait, what's TBS?"

Todd: TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome.

Bob: "Oh ya, that happens to me all the time, actually it's happening right now, give it a feel.

TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome by canadiangirl237 November 15, 2011

Manberger's Syndrome 

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

Manberger's Syndrome by Banana07 November 22, 2011