Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.

"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."

by jambonsec April 21, 2015

the red ring of awesomeness

If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.

Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.

Whoa bro what tha fuk??

Ooohh, he told me ha

Touche

Toosh

Indeed

Mmmmmm....

by claffard727 August 7, 2010

Texas Ring Pop

When a man takes a mouth full of pop rocks and spits them into a woman's anus. He then inserts his penis for the popping sensation

My neighbor accepted my gift of a Texas ring pop

by Opossum of Texas January 3, 2025

Mr Ring-A-Ding

That one cartoon character villain from the new Doctor Who episodes with a damn catchy theme tune.

I fucking hate Mr Ring-A-Ding

by ThatJeepGuy April 22, 2025

Mr. Ring

Someone who cheated on me with a BBCW, a big beautiful chocolate woman.

That was stupid but she prolly munched his dick like a sammich. Kelsey to Mr. Ring, AKA Koty aka cats

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Blind Ringing

When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated

X: she's the one for me

Y: Why is that?

X: The ring fucking fit.

Y: You mean blind ringing

by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023

Injury Ring

A championship won by a sports team that would have 100% without a shadow of a doubt wouldn't have won the championship without their opponents being injury riddled. A common misconception is that a ring can be an injury ring even if one's opponents fully healthy wouldn't have even made a difference, however this is false.

"The 2021 Bucks and 2024 Celtics have injury rings" Actually if Harden and Kyrie were healthy it's clear the Bucks would have lost, going down 0-2 to a healthy Nets team. The Celtics on the other hand were called a stacked superteam all year, so stacked that everyone claimed the Celtics had "no excuses" not to win it all, therefore no type of injury would have altered the outcome of the 2024 playoffs.

by welusku May 14, 2024