Action Porn

Non-sexual filmography centered around action scenes in action movies, completely skipping around comedic or plot lines.

I saw some action porn today.

by actionluver November 5, 2011

tank porn

Any media of cool tricked out aquariums. Accessories.The hardware that makes the tanks . Accessories ,tank scapes, filtration pumps, aquarium diaramas for Fish reptiles birds

I went on line and I was surfing for some new tank porn

by Shamen30 April 13, 2015

porn smile

A smile that represents that of a porn star.

Jacob said that Tom has a porn smile.

by Mack-Daddy September 18, 2006

shark porn

chilling cinematic moments when hungry sharks chomp on underwater aluminum cages, filled with divers, during TV news stories and so-called documentaries

I saw a show where a thirteen foot great white shark tried to eat some cage divers near Guadalupe Island. It's nothing more than 'shark porn'.

by o'possum March 28, 2009

porn spam

Unwanted pornographic material.

- I hate porn spam in movies!
- Why do these losers keep sending me porn spam?

by Johnny May 19, 2003

Fear Porn

Conspiracy theorist information used to generate sexual excitement in Red necks, religious extremists and dudes that live in their mom's basement.

"The New World order in conjunction with the Illuminati and the Freemasons are part of the left wing liberal agenda caused 911 in response to the Roswell incident which lead to Eminem wearing the Freemason symbol at the Grammy awards show is good Fear Porn" Fwap Fwap Fwap *Splooge*

by cYranger August 24, 2011

Hair porn

Pictures of extensions, weaves, wigs, hairstyles, hair color etc. for the purpose of imagining what one's hair would look like in the pictured fashion and feeding one's addiction of making online purchases of hair and hair products. Predominately found in the African American female community, but spreading quickly through white girls as well. The crash of the economy has caused white females to not be able to get the extensions done for 1k dollars anymore, so they have turned to hair porn to diy.

Youtube User "MySewinWeavesAretheBomb" just sent me hair porn linking to some deeply discounted Virgin Indian Remi hair in wefts, i-tips and u-tips, shipped from overseas. I have got to buy it all now and glue it on to my head. I want to be a mermaid. A beautiful black mermaid.

by Tinkershells July 17, 2011