A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.
Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015

Dumb thick Karen was constipated for 3 days so i had no other choice but to started packing the musket.
by jimlahey_securingthabag January 3, 2020

by gigachad December 13, 2023

When you put weights on your scrotum and go in a hot room then a cold room and get a scrotum-six-pack.
by Scrototo. July 28, 2023

by Lorna Black July 3, 2023

The "Action Packed Titty Flack" is when you are grabbing at your girl's titties while you're an extra for a Michael Bay movie, the scene with you touching the titties will not be in the final cut because it usually ends in a law suit.
yo brother guy i just pulled a fat action packed titty flack on the set of one of the transformer movies.
by theguydudebuddyfella June 19, 2018

by kangsheng July 29, 2021
