Cold-Lady Party

A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.

"Dude that cold-lady party was effin awesome."

"I know! Chad warmed her up in, like, 3.5 minutes!"

by Ian Thane November 20, 2009

cold dicking

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.

i was cold dicking so hard today.

by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.

It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.

by WtF004 September 2, 2023

Cold pizza moment

When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.

Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.

Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.

by vinhloc September 7, 2014

Cold Pasta

When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless

"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"

by SupermanNextDoor May 12, 2021

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022