waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

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Norwegian Nature Show

When a guy from Norway grabs a bottle of wine by the neck like it is his penis.

Sin sure put on a good Norwegian Nature Show last night

by trashy menace April 11, 2022

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Reality show friendship

A fake friendship.

The fake guy/girl has mostly reality show friendships, that must be why he/she is on tv so much. Fuck a reality show friendship.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

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Show-Horsing

When a Gay man dates or even marries a woman to distract from his obvious relationship with another man. This is from the fact that a show horse isn't typically the one ridden the most.

"Yo, have Steve and Claire even slept together?"
"Dude, don't you know? Steve is totally Show-Horsing, he's been going out with Matt for months"

by Danchisco12 March 26, 2021

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postponed show depression

When your musical is postponed due to the coronavirus so everyone crystallizes at dress rehearsal and people dont come to school the next day.

person 1: "Where's Alison?"

person 2: " Didnt you hear, she got postponed show depression!"

by Livingngaming March 13, 2020

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That '70s Show

A show that was once of the best sitcoms/series to ever exist. Was very popular among young teens (90s, 00s), due to the fact that it was a generational era series, a type of show that was never made except for the unsuccessful spinoff they made 'That '80s Show.' Made in 1998 and ended in 2006, which gave it eight seasons.

I loved That '70s Show, my favorites were Eric and Hyde!

by loverb0yy April 14, 2021

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