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nascar nerd 

guy who gets a great amount of thrill and excitement upon wathcing a car make lefts turns at high speeds for hours. who then continue to play a wide assorment of nascar video games, have there own leauges on these video games and a set schedule when they have there leauge races, make there own game covers on photoshop, design there own cars on photoshop, and no everything about whats going on with the drivers. these guys usually have no girlfriend, or friend in real life(only internet/game friends) and have no life and do nothing with themselfs.
brian:omg kevin that cover looks great.
driggers:what about mine
brian:it looks good.......but kevin omg
john:shut up
toby:hey imma make a cover too
kevin:why is everyone doing what im doing
brian:so whose racing in the race tonight
shocker:sorry cant make it
greatcar:yeah i got band practice sorry
brian:well"(screaming in backround)brian..."i'll be right back
kevin:whip cha the whip keeper has spoken.
jess:shut up kevin. your all just ca bunch of nascar nerds.
nascar nerd by jada sinhora July 28, 2010
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Frisbee Nerd Faggots

Any faggots who play frisbee golf and look like the gay guys from that group hanson!
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Short for Internerd which is slang for The Internet.
The Nerd by tesla_consulting April 7, 2011

Neo-Nerd 

1. New Millennial wave of under qualified single minded enthusiasts
A. somebody who is considered to be excessively interested in a subject or activity that is regarded as too technical or scientific; but lacks enough skill, knowledge or common sense to be anything but dangerous to said process and commonly makes changes in proven, existing, and working hardware or software just to look like he is doing something.
Much to the detriment of the end user.
The Windows Vista debacle was obviously the work of Neo-Nerds.

The F 35 replaces several specific role aircraft and is about 1/2 as proficient as each of those aircraft are in their particular specialty with the additional benefit of costing twice or more of the original cost of of said aircraft it is intended to replace.

Of coarse; this unprecedented display of ill-logic would not be possible without a multitude of Neo Nerds in the government and private sector working hand in hand tirelessly to achieve a level of mediocrity never before seen in such a vast DOD project. Kudos to all! -not!
Neo-Nerd by Rex Reddy October 2, 2013

Undercover Nerd 

A undercover nerd is someone that is secretly smart, but doesn't appear to be smart. A undercover nerd can also be known as a cheater when it comes to computer games.
ex:
Cindy Woom: You a cheater
Jeff Bundy: Don't hate me cause I am smart
Cindy Woom: Is cheating really smart?
Jeff Bundy: I don't cheat. I am a undercover nerd.
Cindy Woom: Lier, your a undercover cheater!
Undercover Nerd by Ub3r1im January 17, 2015

modern nerd

Someone who is immature and socially unacacepted, does not have anything to do with intelligence, thats a geek. Talks all the time about video games and can be seen playing yougeoh at lunch even in 9th gade wtf! Trys in school even if stupid
geeks are smart but modern nerds are not at least thats how it is in my school modern nerds are just who nerds are now it wasn't like that ten years ago whene live wasn't fucked up by all this im a ganter crap but it is now deal

omega nerd 

A nerd so unpopular at high school the other nerds refuse to socialize with him.
He is such an omega nerd he was never invited to play dungeons and dragons.
omega nerd by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008