simp

if you're only being nice cause you want to lay the pipe,

you're a S I M P
you're a simp
you're a simp
if you pay for all the clothes and then she says "thank you B r o"
your a simp : )

"you see cooper he is such a simp"
"ew, yea"

by imnotasimp.com April 16, 2020

simp

A vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.

Yooo check out the pussy on that chick! "Yeah, she got a nice simp".

by Homer Jay Simp April 16, 2020

Simp

Weird ass motherfucker who tries to impress other girls at the expense of his dignity

Chris: Baby you’re my star, my moon, my earth, my universe!
Ashley: Simp!

by gherbo69420 April 16, 2020

Simp

Jared Is simp

Jarid is a simp

by Ledankdoge April 16, 2020

Simp

Simp is someone who always hangs out with women but can never get pussy!

This guy I know named Shawn always hangs out with bitches but never gets the poon! He’s a simp ass nigga

by Colbyryyan April 16, 2020

simp

obsesses over every female he ever sees, usually ones who share absolutely no interest
glorified fan club
accuses others of being simps
refuses to accept being a key member of simpnation
most often associated with the name Joey.

“Yo man, did you see that girl that just walked by? Dude. No one else can have her. She’s mine.”
“Stop being a fucking simp, Joey.”

by crackaintsofuckinwack April 16, 2020

simp

timothée chalamet stans

stop tweeting him, simps.

by timmychlamyd1a April 16, 2020