Dad

Someone you don’t have.
Someone you’ve never met.
Takes at least 7 years to buy milk

“God, why does dad take so long to get back from the store?”

by Dance_sexy._.Be_sexier!! November 29, 2018

russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths

Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol

by Allangestwich November 19, 2017

dad

a bad person who will steal your bagel and helped make you.

Me: What is a dad?
Dad: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

by Some b0die August 10, 2021

I like your dad

1. A person who enjoys and thinks highly of your father, usually this person likes your father more than you, so be careful of the person who is saying this phrase.

2. Also a great response to everything, always tell people "I like your dad" when they ask if you have a crush on someone.

Bully: Oh yeah, don't you hate everyone ?
me: I like your dad though.

Person: What do you think of my dad ?
me: I like your dad :D

by .__________. December 21, 2021

daltons dad

gone, poof, away, fucked off, /kill

that guy must have a daltons dad

by lego99df54 May 30, 2024

Dad

The man that yells at you to hold the flashlight

Dad: Hold the fucking flashlight you spawn

by Carne_Fresca September 12, 2019

Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

by nigglynigel March 12, 2018