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kristian

a fatass guy with a small ass cock who got rejected 17 times in a row
oi, me mate can't seem to land a bird, he's such a kristian!
by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
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Kristifer

Handsome somewhat shy very resistant easy on the eyes maybe easy in bed to. Has the biggest heart and achievements of a leader and follower ❤️ He can turn a frown upside down and will always be loyal and honest to anyone. Forgiveness is his greatest quality but dont question his real humanity he can kill you with his vicious looks. If you meet a kristifer you better get on your knees and bow down cause he is a GOD to all who want the same life he wants for our nation a life of RESPECT. Is that too much to ask for. We Love you Kristifer... 😍
Omg I love to cuddle and talk with my friend Kristifer...
by Loveisthecure September 21, 2025
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Ex-Kristin

A crazy-ass bitch that doesn't appreciate love, family, children or pets.
That Ex-Kristin left her husband after 12yrs. That man gave her everything. They were married in Hawaii! She told him she was leaving 3 days before their babies 1st birthday. Now she's out doing some loser that she works with. WTH?
by WebNinja February 26, 2011
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fat kristy

Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.
I just got back from a few nights in the sky, you know I had to bring home a fat Kristy!
by GdubSon July 24, 2017
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maren kristine

Maren Kristine is a verb beautiful gurl! She is sy sometimes and have a funk load of babyhairs!!! Bushen is verb loving and carring, and way to kind!
by jeg liker fisk January 31, 2018
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anna-kristi

Means a hard core girl with endless possibilities.

Verb «Anna-Kristiing» is to have a strong need to dance whenever bad music is played in public spaces.
What are you doing?

Im Anna-Kristiing
by Alma Diaz February 22, 2018
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Karl Kristian

Karl Kristian is a penis, who likes to play spiderman is rich and likes to play fotball. Karl kristians friends calls him kk, KK is a ginger❤️
She say I want a KK like Karl Kristian «you News a kk»
by Lovepug99summer October 9, 2018
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