The month where the smart, bright , amazing, outstanding people are born. If you are born in January people like you as a friend. Or some people may like you more than just a friend. January is when you can be free because its a new year!
by Popiiiiii January 15, 2020

"Hey Axel"
"What?"
"Today's January 19th! Your birthday, the best person in the world day!"
"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me"
"What?"
"Today's January 19th! Your birthday, the best person in the world day!"
"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me"
by dusty-bun October 9, 2022

Omg they are so hot together the must be bot january 03 and october 20.
Or omg father and daughter so cute the must be born January 03 October 20.
Or omg father and daughter so cute the must be born January 03 October 20.
by Thisisfactitsbeenproven April 9, 2022

by jdjijannvhuh January 6, 2022

A local holiday in Utah where a female fiancé will bring their partner yummy food. Together they will celebrate the life of MLK and enjoy good conversations about civil rights. This day is a day for the fiancé to let her partner play Madden with his friends while she cuddles up to him/her.
by B3M13A20C21 January 14, 2021

Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.
"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."
"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."
"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."
by theprotomen February 17, 2017

by Shaz05 December 18, 2021
