January 25

On January 25 one boys must be annoyed.

Girl : Hi dumb

Boy : why did you say that ?

Girl : January 25

by annastok January 22, 2022

January 23

This is one of the only days where you can ask your crush out and they can’t say no.

Hey wanna be my girlfriend/boyfriend?

No

But it’s January 23

by Diarrheaeater9000 January 22, 2022

January 22

Girl Best friend day where your Girl bsf has to twerk on camera to show appreciation

Its girl bsf day! January 22! it twerkin' time

by Vissonnnn January 22, 2022

January 21

National "I love cheese " day

you: hey geo, is January 21
geo: huh?
yes: i love cheese

by RAAHHHHH November 4, 2022

January 31st

January 31st is when the best people are born aka my best friend, a total rat and the prettiest person

“hey, are you born on january 31st, you are the best”

by n1yahg November 9, 2022

Just jerkn't january

First month of Sigma year, where guys test their true dedication to this act. For a whole month of january men are prohibited from jacking off.

Mike:"Yo did you just start Just jerkn't january?"
James:"Yes I want to test my true limits."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

January 1, 12am

Happy new year! You won't have this experience every day. You'll need to wait 365-366 days.

It's January 1, 12am. Welcome to <insert year here>. Happy new year.

by Impostor (sus) November 17, 2022