January 5

Be a furry day, on this day you MUST become a furry, no matter who you are, get a fursona, communicate as a furry, put yourself a furry attribute

" Hewwwo, good morning, it's January 5, UwU "

by theD1ng0 January 4, 2022

JANUARY

the first month of the year, in the northern hemisphere usually considered the second month of winter.

corona is still in JANUARY

2021

by maddie_mouse111 January 1, 2021

January 22

National pop a titty day.

Chris: Hey guess what day it is.
Amanda: umm idk January 22?
Chris: Noo its pop a titty day!
Amanda: ohhhh cool I guess
Chris: nevermind.

by BrokeAristocrat January 22, 2023

January 12

Kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend

Kiss your girlfriend on January 12

You:can I get a kiss
Girlfriend:hell yeah it’s January 12

by Unique taylor January 11, 2022

January 6

One of the darkest days in human history, according to Democrats - some would argue that it rivals the Holocaust in its gravity. Democracy, as we know it, was nearly brought to its knees by the violent unarmed "insurrectionists." Each year, the anniversary demands a moment of silence and you must suspend all essential activities in remembrance of the preservation of democracy , lest you risk offending the Democrats.

Mike (Republican): hey, so sorry for your mom's passing. I heard your mom's funeral is next week. When is it? I will leave that day open so I can attend it

Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....

Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!

Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.

*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*

by ThePunisher312 January 26, 2025

january 2

national give a girl your hoodie day

girl: give me your hoodie
guy: why
girl: it’s january 2
guy: oh fuck

by kfreehill January 1, 2023

8th of January 2007

Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.

Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”

by Liemmel27 August 29, 2022