I can quit any time I want to

I'm addicted (to it) and I'm in denial.

I'm not an alcoholic! I can quit any time I want to.

by NykeYoung January 05, 2011

my dad can beat up your dad

Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.

Example:

Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad

Emmett: Bite me.

My dad can beat up your dad

by Donkey sex in june November 23, 2017

Can I put my Balls in yo jaws

CAAN I PUT MY DAMN BALLS IN YO PISSHIT JAWS

CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWS

by theteeheegod1 December 08, 2021

can i get some more piano, please?

a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.

and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...

by ratm fiend June 01, 2005

My bra is too tight, can you fix it?

Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them

Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*

by emoboi182 December 05, 2022

I can see my house from here

A hyperbolic joke made by people who are rather high up in the air, but not high (or close) enough to actually see their houses.

Sylvie on a ferris wheel: "Don't rock the cart, we're so high up! Like, I can see my house from here"

by mcilroga September 18, 2008

can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

by Max Casella April 21, 2006