Human Puff 

Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.

Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.

Human Puff by litty_bois4life May 17, 2019

human sandwich

1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)

2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.

1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"

2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"

human sandwich by bro you just posted cringe May 31, 2019

Human Chipmunk 

When someone fits both of your balls in their mouth

“Do the human chipmunk on me to make me cum faster”

Human Chipmunk by A55eater6969 May 31, 2019

Human oreo 

When having intercourse with a African American woman, you ejaculate between her butt cheeks, you then proceed to smush her cheeks together, thus creating the Oreo

I can’t wait to see Jamal later. He’s gonna turn me into a human Oreo after we fight over the EBT card

Human oreo by Mrente1997 June 1, 2019

human

dumb fleshy naked things that don't give a shit about the planet

Dog: wow, I wish I could be a human

human by Justsomeweird14yrold June 7, 2019

Humanity 

:A smart program once said

"Human kind are a disease"

Humanity is like cancer in a body or smith in the metrix it's has done it's job but when it's suposed to die it doesn't listen.

Humanity by Program Smith June 12, 2019

Human vibrator 

When a man is fully indulged in a woman’s vaginal canal and suddenly causes leg or full body vibrations . First done by RayZay

Hey babe can we do the human vibrator ?
Fuck no that was too freaky for me last time .

Human vibrator by DaddyZay June 13, 2019