When you take a poop in someone's car that they can't find, so they end up driving around with the hidden turd
by Sweetness Man June 5, 2025
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It is accessed from clearnet sites which contain links to these sites.
Browsing the darknet is not illegal, it's what you do on it is illegal.
On the darknet you can find some fun things like
1: Drugs
2: Drugs
3: Fake IDs
4: Shitty counterfeit
5: Drugs
Buying weapons and finding CP is very difficult, for ethical and legal reasons.
While you can buy most drugs fairly easily, fentanyl is forbidden to sell on mainstream drug markets, for their overdose risk.
Hitmen and human trafficking are nearly nonexistent on the darknet, and only exists (if it does) for a select few with connections.
The "Red rooms" are bullshit. It is impossible to livestream on the dark web because its so fucking slow
Gore videos and free movies are not something you need the darknet for, you can just find it on google.
Users use something called PGP (Pretty good privacy) to encrypt messages.
Transactions are payed for not with bitcoin anymore, but with monero. Bitcoin is traceable, Monero is not.
People use tails OS, which when you shut it down, your computer returns to the exact same state as when you booted tails up before.
It is accessed from clearnet sites which contain links to these sites.
Browsing the darknet is not illegal, it's what you do on it is illegal.
On the darknet you can find some fun things like
1: Drugs
2: Drugs
3: Fake IDs
4: Shitty counterfeit
5: Drugs
Buying weapons and finding CP is very difficult, for ethical and legal reasons.
While you can buy most drugs fairly easily, fentanyl is forbidden to sell on mainstream drug markets, for their overdose risk.
Hitmen and human trafficking are nearly nonexistent on the darknet, and only exists (if it does) for a select few with connections.
The "Red rooms" are bullshit. It is impossible to livestream on the dark web because its so fucking slow
Gore videos and free movies are not something you need the darknet for, you can just find it on google.
Users use something called PGP (Pretty good privacy) to encrypt messages.
Transactions are payed for not with bitcoin anymore, but with monero. Bitcoin is traceable, Monero is not.
People use tails OS, which when you shut it down, your computer returns to the exact same state as when you booted tails up before.
by Lovegrief June 13, 2025
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Get the Dark mug.A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.
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"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
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I got some Dark Labs Crack pre workout, so now I can lift weights while I feel like a Hardcore Stim Junkie.
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