dirty gralon

When a man seduces you and proceeds to elongated a Baloon in his throat whilst you slowly get hard.

Calvin: I hate Meagan, she is training to be a clown and constantly pulls dirty gralons, it's exhausting down there.

*Door smacks open*

Meagan: who's ready for some balloon tricks!

Calvin: Nooo!

by Scalper... March 19, 2022

Dirty Gwyneth

When a person lines a line of cocain on another person's penis and snorts it up there nose

Last night I did a dirty Gwyneth with my boyfriend

by StanD4Man January 30, 2022

dirty marcel

A dirty Marcel is when a dude fucks a girl doggystyle and takes a bong rip whilst still in action.

Dude, I just pulled a dirty Marcel on that bitch last night, because I still had a few gramms leftover

by Dr. HandsomeWeed April 6, 2022

Dirty Pumpkin

You carve out a pumpkin as you usually would, you can even carve a face in it if you want add some flavour. But instead of putting a candle in it you take a dump in it and instead of leaving it on your own porch you leave it on your sworn enemies porch.

I left a Dirty Pumpkin on my ex’s porch last night lol

by WaffleStomper5000 January 4, 2021

Dirty Ito

The act of having homosexual intercourse with a stranger while being dressed as a geisha and smacked with a kolbasa sausage on the head

Gordon gave Nicholas a dirty ito inside the pool last night

by GaribaldiTheConqueror February 1, 2021

Dirty kon

When you ejaculate into her eye and then cut her dads dick off and eat it with tea and biscuits

Jesus jack he’s pulled a dirty kon on her

by Jh32468 March 15, 2021

Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.

We dont speak about Dirty John

by UrbanKai April 15, 2021