dales dad

A big nonce

Oi ur dads a nonce
It’s dales dad

by Youoyoyooyiy November 11, 2019

your dad

Your dad is the person who hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Person 1: Where's your dad?
Person 2: At the store getting milk since I was 7.

by Saistuya May 28, 2022

Dad

Something that will never come back. The only thing that he will CUM in is your sorry asshole... Why did you have to go to Prison, Dad?

I wish that I had a Dad

by Big Fat Meaty Cock January 20, 2019

Dad's Law

Dad's law is the right of the father to turn the bed room of his first born in to a dad's pad or man cave E.G a games room , bar sports room , small cinama or pool room .

Him: The eldist has gone to uni time to sort the dad pad.

Her: erm who says I want a walk-in wardrobe!!!
Him: Dad's Law
Her: 😡😭🤬😡😭🤬

by Tippedthread1 August 15, 2024

UR DAD

Ur dad is a bad comeback for ur mom

brandon: ur mom
leslie: ur dad
lauren: you both are losers

by Aubreysbat November 1, 2022

Stacy's dad

Cucked by a teenager who's into his wife

I feel really bad for Stacy's dad

by *intense rock and roll* December 7, 2021

Ur dad

Never came back with the milk

Friend : hey how's ur dad?
Me : I'm lactose intolerant because of him

by anonymous May 25, 2022