Cheese and Garlic 

The phrase "Cheese and Garlic" was brought to this world by a fellow called Macy. She is a bit of a Noob. Don't tell her. But she invented the fine masterpiece that is cheese and garlic. Cheese means Pro. Garlic means Noob. :)

your friend walks into a room with a plate of cheese and garlic. You are filming her and she goes:
"ChEeSe aNd GaRLiC"
Comedy gold

Cheese and Garlic by biggestpro1 October 26, 2019

CHEESE-CAR 

A way up your ass into your bum where Gordon Ramsay eats it with olive oil and paprika

Bruh ayyy cheese-car my nib-*dies

CHEESE-CAR by GRANT HODGKISS October 26, 2019

Cheese hair 

An elongated string-like piece cooled and solidified cheese, often found in or on food containing cheese and easily mistaken for a head, beard, or pubic hair

I was concerned i found a pube in my cheesesteak but it was only a cheese hair.

Suck my cheese hair.

Cheese hair by Baka bojangles November 7, 2019

Cheese doughnut 

When a foreskin is so full of smegma you can push it off in the shape of a doughnut.

His dick was so dirty he made a cheese doughnut.

Cheese doughnut by Lime11 November 30, 2019

cheese dive 

When you’re with an uncircumcised penis and you gotta stick your hand in that foreskin in order to reach that sweet sweet cheese

Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense

cheese dive by magarina December 5, 2019

Cheese Sandwich 

The act of having two women with yeast infections (simulating bread) scissor with an uncircumcised man's penis (simulating cheese) in between during a threeway

Jewish guy: what you get up to last night friend?
Non-Jewish guy: dude, i got cheese sandwiched last night!

Cheese Sandwich by Sloppy_1306 December 13, 2019

Cheese Squeeze 

When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.

Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.

Cheese Squeeze by JugChugger December 14, 2019