beat my tom tom

when spanking a girl named Liz's ass. To make it bounce/jiggle etc.

Brooks or Rougas spanking Liz rapidly like a drum. beat my tom tom

by Mr. Cheezzz May 31, 2008

beat it up and skeet it up

the act of hooking up with a chick to beat it up which then leads to the inevitable act of you busting a nut(skeet)

"Yo, did you hook up with _____ last night?"

"Man, you know how I do. I fucking beat it up and straight skeet it up!"

by David M. November 28, 2004

Murda on the beat so it's not nice

A producer tag for the artist “Murda Beatz”. The line also acts as a disclaimer for listeners informing them of the impending disgust of the beat to follow. Side effects include: uncontrollable bowel movements, involuntary ejaculations, as well as temporary amnesia.

*Bum-bum-bum*
Murda on the beat so it's not nice

Listener: Jesus-tap-dancing christ!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 10, 2020

Beat up yo ass

Yes I wanna see my friends suffer cuz they drew my OC's naked

Friend 1:Look what I did!!!
Me:?
Friend 1:*show's nsfw of my oc's*
Me:*stares at him with my slipper ready*
Friend 1:*scoots away*
Me:LET ME BEAT UP YO ASS

by Plantasaurus October 05, 2021

Beat it like Rocky Balboa

The act of masturbating for someone else while punching oneself in (and often) inside the vagina.

Hey bro, how did it go with that girl last night?

Bro! I got her to beat it like Rocky Balboa!

Dang bro, that's tight.

by Rocky Broboa December 12, 2011

Beating a man to death with a shovel

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.

Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?

by WordsyBoi March 12, 2023

country boy beat down

Good ole fashion ass beating. No bs just knuckles & boots.

Guy 1: man last night was crazy, and u look like shit.
Guy 2: Yea I shouldn't have bit that stripper.
Guy 1: told you. got yourself a country boy beat down too.

by Myke Litoris July 17, 2015