by My dog is awesome November 1, 2019
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Get the Waken day mug.Also known as ANBT, the day before the “No-Nut-November” event, one must pleasure themselves with both hands and extreme pressure and must ejaculate at least 30 times under 5-7 minutes (there can be no use of devices or other people to help one ejaculate e.i. you can’t have someone suck your dick and at the last minute ejaculate with both hands however pictures, videos of pornography, and whatever gets one hard are allowed). Failure to do so will mean that the “Destroy-Dick December” event is no longer available to the person for that year. This also means that they can no longer masturbate to their leisure and have a limit of 3 ejaculations per month until next year’s ANBT. No exceptions
“Dude, my dick is sore. I just beat my meat so hard for Ambinutbartion day.”
“Who did you jack off too?”
“ Mia Khalifa.”
“ Basic Bitch.”
“Who did you jack off too?”
“ Mia Khalifa.”
“ Basic Bitch.”
by Metelvolcano November 1, 2019
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Get the Kiss your crush or girlfriend day mug.A day to celebrate that your a sad peice of shit. No girl or boy in your life. But thats ok. Spend the rest of your day talking to the one you love just to get friend zoned.
Mom: you need to get a girlfriend
Son: i cant, its national lonley day
Mom: your a usless peice of shit
Son: i cant, its national lonley day
Mom: your a usless peice of shit
by Grandma bertha November 1, 2019
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