Ass-smoochery

(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.

A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.

by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009

5 Minute Ass Bitch

Dylan is a 5 minute ass bitch

Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?

by Truthspeaker093111 April 16, 2020

Dumb ass bitch

You are a dumb ass bitch

AYO LOOK ITS THAT DUMB ASS BITCH AGAIN

by Mayamightcry January 21, 2021

asses in space

(N.) The best clan for the game Counter-Strike. A.I.S.

Hey, all the Asses In Space are gunna be at CBS later so I'm not going don't want to get my ass kicked.

by Pissed Off Polak December 6, 2003

fat ass dookie butt

A woman that has a lot of poops near her but hole.

Lala has a fat ass dookie butt.

by Stellarspace April 10, 2022

Burger King Ass Bitch

A clown whose best job will be manager of their local Burger King because they think they’re gonna blow up and don’t worry about school.

“I’m fr up next, I’m finna go places.” “Look at yo grades you Burger King Ass Bitch.”

by MyTimbs June 25, 2019

Ass Nuggets

pieces of shit that you can feel stuck in your butthole, but can't get out.

"Aw, Mom, I've got ass nuggets in my butt again. Can you get the spork?"

by FuccNutt April 29, 2019