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Dick Salsa

The residual semen exiting the vagina after ejaculating in a girl while on her menstrual cycle.
You should seen the dick salsa run down that chicks legs when she stood up after we bumped nugs.
by Dsalsa6969 January 11, 2021
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Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022
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Cumming from the dick

Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."
Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"
by Iced Cummies January 9, 2021
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Dick Tracy

When you rub one out, then touch your face without washing your hands, and end up giving yourself Pink Eye. AKA Private Eye. Risk is elevated with ass play.
I just needed a release, but I ended up Dick Tracy'ing myself and had to go to urgent care.
by CondoleezzaBryce June 2, 2025
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Dick Cheeze

A made up thing a girl named Morgan says her boyfriend Matt has.
My boyfriend gets dick cheezea sweat around his balls that I love to drink
by Gimme my juul back June 8, 2018
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Dick

a line growing out of a mans middle part TvT
Dumbass: ¨ wow! i can't belive that thing ( DICK) gets to go inside my pussy and makes me want to KILL YOU!
by Ya BULLshit November 4, 2020
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CHUGGIN DICK during a walk

to make a joke during a walk so bad that you sneeze everywhere.
Guy#1 "CHUGGIN DICK during a walk"
Guy#2 "hehaheha"
by anonymous July 25, 2021
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