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Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.
The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.
by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024
mugGet the Dick Nose Danmug.

Vacation Dick

Name for no strings attached dick that you get for a limited time while on vacation. Once you get home, that dick and the man it is attached to is no longer your problem.
Girl, we're in Miami! Get you some vacation dick!
by LocalTheyThem March 17, 2022
mugGet the Vacation Dickmug.

E.Coli dick

When a man enters a female without a condom. And ejaculates into her which throws her ph balance off.
“Toby nutted in me and I asked him not to... now my ph balance is off.. he gave me E.coli dick.”
by Liacomeagain November 1, 2019
mugGet the E.Coli dickmug.

wad of dick

the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough
Sylar can be such a wad of dick.
by nothingwhatsoever July 10, 2011
mugGet the wad of dickmug.

Nerf dick

John: fuck you
Bob: lick my balls
John: no your mom is already licking my balls

Bob: yeah she not sucking you dick because you have a nerf dick
mugGet the Nerf dickmug.
To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
by $kweex December 4, 2020
mugGet the Putting his dick in the fridgemug.

Shit dick

When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick
Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"
by niereht December 23, 2016
mugGet the Shit dickmug.

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