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Top 10 random ass things to watch
by Titanique October 21, 2025
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Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.
“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”
by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025
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Ass Minute

Similar to "a Minute-

Getting a good beating for one minute, usually a form of discipline in a gang" but turned violently sexual.
Keep it up, you fuck around one more time you're going to get a minute... an ass minute..⁸
by Blahblah68 October 26, 2025
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Ass Whistler

Someone who farts more than they whistle
That ass whistler it’s not riding with me in my car, he’ll stink up the whole car
by Lucky Hill Rider October 26, 2025
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Ass-tongue

The quality of unbelievably bad taste.

An expressive way to announce your own distaste for something you fail to see the appeal.

Attributed first use: Bird Casper Jones (prev. Steve Griffiths)
Green tea is ass-tongue!”
“You legit think Jabba is the sexiest Star Wars character?? Dude, you’ve got ass-tongue.”
by Spaceboy Birdy October 28, 2025
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Bitch ass nigga

What haters call Dominic cause they tryna find a way to fuck with Dominic cause Dominic is the sexiest
Actually you a bitch ass nigga for thinking tha Dominic could ever be like that
by Save yourself November 2, 2025
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ADAM ASS

Moody during the day but shines at night
A plump orange flab that comes with a fright
Hundreds of hands grabbing on sight
But not being careful will lead to a bite

Who am I?
adamsussyjuicyballsadamballsadamwhitesauceyes (adam ass).
by ADAM LOVER 10101010 November 4, 2025
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