cornstalk dick

A dick that is so thin it seems long, that it gives no pleasure to the other person.

He had such a cornstalk dick it felt like a dull pencil poking my vagina.

by 50shadesoflena January 24, 2017

Norman's a dick

Norman's a dick: the guy who makes you wait. eventhough he already has it.

Norman's a dick:

I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.

by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025

Dick with a Degree

Uses his degree to condescend to everyone around him. Most times the information is inaccurate and easily verifiable via the internet.

"Sorry about Ryan. I just googled it and grapes don't actually grow underground. He's just another dick with a degree."

by starspawnofcthulu February 15, 2018

dick

a man who cheats on his wife in the hole of another women

you are such a dick tommy

by dickface ass December 13, 2019

Murder dick

When a man has sex with a woman on her period, and his dick is covered in blood like a murder weapon.

You said you were off your period! yet here I am with murder dick.

by Velvet Pimpson July 12, 2021

danish dick dancing

What people in NSFW Facebook groups look up because i told ya to

Danish dick dancing...look it up.

by TedNugentWatchesYouPee July 4, 2023

Eel Dick

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.

Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"

by Seacole July 16, 2025