by Fortnite1500 April 19, 2019

A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect
After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024

by @bendover69 April 11, 2024

*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*
“ahh dick kittens”
Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!
Dick kittens!
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*
“ahh dick kittens”
Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!
Dick kittens!
by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020

Dick that you receive while on vacation that is normally larger than boyfriend dick and is a one time thing
by Piezog June 9, 2016

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.
by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

When your into an Asian girl but she into some freaky shit and occasionally says something that is weird but still eventually ends up in you smashing
by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016
