big dick bandito

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.

Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?

by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019

Dick Rider

A invasive species of the entire world. Known as the biggest invasive species in history! These are weird ass niggas who like to talk about you alot just to make a joke. Or somebody who likes to always compliment things you do or say. Watch out for these Dick Riders mann.

He kept talking about me just to try and be funny, Hes such a Dick Rider.

by @getbucksskyle November 17, 2023

decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.

Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.

by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022

Dick Orange

A Orange that seems to be shaped like a dick

Omg Rebecca,tracy destroyed that dick Orange like it was nothing!

by Like_My_Ballic January 15, 2020

Suck my dick

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick

Jake: wanna spray paint

Fresh: suck my DICK NIGGA

by Niggerousnigga June 22, 2022

dick wallied

basically the same thing as bamboozled just funnier

“bro did we just get dick wallied”

by kmoneyyyyyy March 8, 2022

Vacation Dick

Name for no strings attached dick that you get for a limited time while on vacation. Once you get home, that dick and the man it is attached to is no longer your problem.

Girl, we're in Miami! Get you some vacation dick!

by LocalTheyThem March 17, 2022