Dicked On

Getting dicked on is when you go home to visit your mom and she tells you to do the dishes. Instead of actually doing the dishes, you fucking kill her.

Johnny: "Aye bro how was your visit last night at your mom's house?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Yeah bro, I got totally fucking dicked on."
Johnny: "Oh shit is she fucking okay?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Nah son, that bitch is fuckin' dead."

by Cuckashi January 29, 2019

Dick peepee

U have a 12 incher

Demitrie has a dick peepee

by Scotty Btoker May 04, 2022

Dick jam

A game where you slap your penis against your abdomen as hard as possible. Or you slap it upwards and shred paper or sea weed.

Man, I'm going to be the next Dick Jam gold medalist!

by dickjam#1 February 16, 2016

Dick Jam

When a man’s dick stinks.

Sarah went down on John and noticed he had Dick Jam.

by Bagtalk January 28, 2020

dicking around

When people fuck around, screw off, and waste your time.

Example:
Tom: Ooh shiny!
Steve: Stop Dicking Around!

by DongWrangler April 19, 2022

dicking around

messing around while being an asshole

N: your a bitch

R: *cries*
N: sorry. I was just dicking around

by diesel319 February 21, 2015

Dicking around

To waste time, dilly dalling.

Stop dicking around,we need to keep moving.

by Toa Pohatu March 22, 2017