7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
by I look like a bookshelf August 07, 2023
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12th of June, also known as Universal Send Booty pics day (USB), is a day you exchange booty pics with a person you admire.
Today is the 12th of June and I just got some booty pics from her because its Universal send booty pics day ๐Ÿ“ธ ๐Ÿ‘
by Webstar101 June 11, 2024
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National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each otherโ€™s zesty ass toes.
Boy 1: Guys itโ€™s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man itโ€™s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).
by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023
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Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.
Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.
by tally hall enthusiast August 27, 2023
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Dudes Day

The day that falls between the birthday of the Dudes
Damn, I simply cannot wait for Dudes Day!
by Jimmy Here March 31, 2021
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National Masturbation day

A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th
"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"

"cool"
by Glizzy_lizzy September 13, 2022
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