National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 07, 2023

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Universal Send booty pics day 📸 🍑

12th of June, also known as Universal Send Booty pics day (USB), is a day you exchange booty pics with a person you admire.

Today is the 12th of June and I just got some booty pics from her because its Universal send booty pics day 📸 🍑

by Webstar101 June 11, 2024

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Hot pink pants day

June 15th is National Hot Pink Pants Day

BOBBIE wore his sister's pants on National Hot Pink Pants Day in June

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 09, 2025

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National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.

Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

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