Shit up

To insert a cork into someone’s glutinous Maximus and then insert a second cork into the mouth.

“Shit up Darwin!” Said Eric
Eric Proceeds to forcefully insert cork into Darwin’s ass and mouth

Tears stream out of Darwin’s mouth, he quietly begs for mercy that shall not be granted

by Lilac Petal October 31, 2021

Hook up meet up

Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.

😭 Samantha went on a hook up meet up with my boyfriend.

Hey, wanna hook up meet up? 😏🍆🍑

by Ghost 404 November 1, 2021

National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

by .tormentor November 1, 2021

Whistle up a stump.

Go away. You’re no help to me. Piss off.

That’s total bullshit, go whistle up a stump.

by Johnnysc7 November 1, 2021

Alabama Toss-Up

When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings

Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up

by itslinacolada November 1, 2021

Wake Up In The Sky

wake up in the sky is an amazing song by gucci mane and the chorus will make anybody sing

this song is so good
is it Wake Up In The Sky
no
Then it fucking sucks

by narutosexual November 1, 2021

Gassed Up

Gassed up is a song made in 2016 so you know it's already good and 5 years later it still slaps play this song in public and at least 5 people will start head bopping or singing

this song is fire
is it gassed up
no
Then it's trash
gassed up I be so gassed up turnt up I be so turnt up right now bad bit*h super thicc that's the way I like it

by narutosexual November 1, 2021