dick

A male private part that they pee and fuck people with.

I had a good time when he decided to fuck me with his hard dick

by Moan as I fuck ur mom January 21, 2022

eskimo dick

when the wee wee's not boneless or skinless; an "as is" tally wacker; a peek-a-boo pee pee; meat sword with a hoodie; king cobra anaconda; uncut ding a ling; scarfed pecker; bearded johnson; turkey neck with a turtleneck; the whole schlong ding dong; welfare weenis

He whipped out his eskimo dick and I was scared to death!

by savagebiotch79 November 14, 2024

Dick Wipe

To wipe your asshole after with a dick. Just like toliet paper except with a dick.

1) Frank used Jared as a dick wipe.

2) D-PLY

by Manuelr11 May 12, 2015

Dicked out

To be inlove with a boy. You’d do anything for him and you can’t get over him. (Doesn’t always mean it’s a good thing, sometimes they can use this against you”

“You dicked out.”
“Bro your dicked out , your miserable.”

by mmheyy December 21, 2020

Secret dick

A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .

Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”

Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”

by Elaine! August 22, 2021

National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 24 times throughout the whole day.

loppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by National Day announcement June 24, 2022

dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe

Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze

by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024