Dirty Craig

To use a hollowed out party sausage roll as a flash light for your micro penis, after finishing from only one stroke you place the party sausage roll back in it packaging , to be offered to your sister.

Did you hear what callum did with that party sausage roll..... yh he did a Dirty Craig.

by Almighty B0B June 24, 2024

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Dirty Krishna

When a special ed man eat his own dick.

I watch this homeless man do the dirty krishna.

by THE DICKSTER69 March 17, 2022

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Dirty Shi

The act of dancing to childrens music to lure them into your basement and torture the kids until they die.

I did the Dirty Shi on the kids next door.

by FFMS April 26, 2022

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dirty sherly temple

The act in which one shits on a child while receiving oral sex from a consenting adult.

Guy: dude, things went a little wild last night, totally did the dirty sherly temple.

Guys friend: gross, where do you find a parent willing to allow their kid to participate in such things.

by BrickDavis October 28, 2017

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Dirty Avry

When you make Jalapeno poppers and pop one of them in an anus to proceed to piss into the ass and mash it all with a potato masher. Effectively making a mucus filled rear to then pour it into a blender and drink it as a pre workout shake.

Girl 1: He was so nasty that he gave me a Dirty Avry
Girl 2: Wha? What's a Dirty Avry?
Girl 3: We don't talk about that
Girl 1: He went to workout after...

by Ticc111 August 25, 2023

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Dirty Jake

A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.

Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"

by McFlop774 April 4, 2024

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