nic dick

biohazard semen due to a nasty ass nic addiction. tastes like battery acid and will give u bv.

his shit was foul ik he got nic dick

by h3rb June 10, 2022

vacation dick

Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).

Girl, that was so real vacation dick. If I had that all year long, I would never get any work done!

by Santana0520 June 12, 2016

big dick bitner

Long daddy dick bitner

Fuck me daddy big dick bitner

by Daddy rastaaaaaa January 7, 2018

Ri-dick

A play off of the word ridiculous; A moment of complete shock as a result of another person's moment of complete douche-baggery.

Guy 1 "Dude did you see Alex take a shit on that guy's car?"
Guy 2 "Yeah man that was so Ri-dick"

by Siknik July 1, 2012

Dick Hole

A balding older man with a prickly sour looking face, usually taking out his sad existence on those around him.

David is a fucking dick hole

by Manigmoot December 14, 2024

Dick Chiggle

Crusty formation of dirt and sweat on the between the penis and ballsack

"You haven't showered in a few days, you probably have some dick chiggle"

by JoyBoy99 February 21, 2022

My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone

My dick is 13 feet long

by Jennatools July 2, 2022