He has the biggest dick in the world, two feet long and has boned probably every celebrity because his dick is fucking massive.
by Massive vomit cock October 07, 2019
Chas: "you know i had to throw that dick. Now she won't leave me alone. She keeps calling my phone."
Rouksar: "I know exactly what you are talking about. My boyfriend knows how to Throw that dick."
November 21, 2016
Rouksar: "I know exactly what you are talking about. My boyfriend knows how to Throw that dick."
November 21, 2016
by freshcutbigD November 22, 2016
Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans
by Skinken January 28, 2019
When a mans dick is so hard and rough and the Woman’s pussy is so dry that it feels like sandpaper going in and out.
by youreabitchandimcomingbackhoe January 06, 2019
When you’re assaulted by your own dick pic, but in the initial brief moment at first sight you think, “oh my god, who’s dick is this, and why’s it here?” That is followed rather quickly with, “Oh never mind, it’s just my dick.”
by JamesDamn May 26, 2019
A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.
by Kcenziii January 31, 2023
I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.
by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017