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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

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It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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urban dick

Someone who uses Urban Dictionary to spew hate, racism, sexism, prejudice, discrimination and the like, instead of providing an actual definition of an actual word.
LOL this dude just posted some nasty ish about what's-her-name on the Urban Dictionary!
Oh don't mind him he's just an urban dick.
by modicumx January 25, 2025
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quickie dick

When a guy ejaculates too quickly during sex or other sexual activity.
"Girl I heard you were with Javon last night. How was it?"
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."
by Brownblood March 17, 2023
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Dick-decked

When someone punches you straight in your dick
Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?
by White boy master April 19, 2016
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bent dick energy

Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.
" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"
by Smolpapi May 5, 2020
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Dick

When your mom and dad have intercourse this is what happens this is what your dad put in while your mom is pregnant with the child and that’s how everything works life is what designs this this is what runs all male genitals
My dicks bigger than yours
by Make dog October 20, 2018
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Vacation Dick

Vacation dick is dick that is only desirable for a short amount of time or at certain freaky times. As opposed to boyfriend dick which is able to be desired on a daily.
I got me some vacation dick last night. Now it's back to my boyfrined dick.
by QueenBitchBoss June 10, 2016
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