A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025

fermented dick slime

A fermented dick slime is when you bust a load so large that it condenses into a living slime reminiscent of one from terraria

"oh no i accidently made a fermented dick slime last knight with my homies"

by the doc of plagues February 18, 2025

dick

1. a mans (a) penis (b) cock or (c) dingaling
2. usually the male equivalent of an insult like “bitch”

it might not look like he gets bitches but honey that dick was eleven inches - ayesha erotica
that guy is such a dick

by anti misogynist February 18, 2025

Leifs massive dick

A massive dick bigger then earth

DAMMMM YOUR DICK IS AS BIG AS LEIFS MASSIVE DICK

by leifs massive dick February 18, 2025

Needle Dick Bug Fucker

A disagreeable fellow, a peckerwood, an asshole, a fucktard.

Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.

by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025

big dick

something a man simply must have to take part in a relationship

Girl: do you have a big dick
Boy:No...
Girl: ...

by JasPug15 February 18, 2025

Harry dick

A guy that they named a road after

Harry dick lives on Harry dick rd

by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025