cheese dick

someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis

“steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”

by maddiesex January 23, 2023

dick

dick. otherwise known as a guy's you-know-what. something that literally noone finds attractive, even straight women. men, i hate to burst your bubble, but if your girlfriend has ever said "i like how it looks" shes lying. its ugly and disgusting. the word dick can also be used to describe a person who is being rude/mean, ie someone named aiden.

"wanna see my dick?" -example number 2:- "you're being a dick aiden"

by i fucked ur mom bruh July 27, 2021

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.

He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

Kirill dick

The biggest thing in the universe someone said that this thing cum with spatial matter

The theory of Kirill dick

by Molochny xuy January 5, 2022

Dick cheese

A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)

I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore

by Mr.toiletshit June 12, 2022