1. A person from the urban city that is fucking mean.
2. What you search when you're too lazy to type 'Urban Dictionary'.
2. What you search when you're too lazy to type 'Urban Dictionary'.
1. "Hey Joe, did you see that rich jerk from the city?"
"I know right, what an urban dick."
2. "Go search today's date on urban dick."
"Uhh- who's dick??"
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by cuteypuppy7449 October 6, 2020
Get the Urban Dick mug.an action between two men where each points their erect penis toward the other and performs an approximation of a joust: through the movement of hips alone, the two penises are to slide past one another until one man's penis touches the base of his opponent's. this participant is considered the winner of the joust and, according to custom, is entitled to a hand job from the loser.
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Get the dick joust mug.what someone goes through once a man fucks them over. they had bad dick and must go through rehabilitation from said dick.
the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic
the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic
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1. A man’s penis
“Nathan is a dick”
2. North American: Anything at all
“Nathan doesn’t know dick”
Verb: North American
1. Informal: Mess around; waste time
“Nathan dicks around”
2. For a man to have sexual intercourse
“Nathan cannot dick the opposite sex”
1. A man’s penis
“Nathan is a dick”
2. North American: Anything at all
“Nathan doesn’t know dick”
Verb: North American
1. Informal: Mess around; waste time
“Nathan dicks around”
2. For a man to have sexual intercourse
“Nathan cannot dick the opposite sex”
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Person 2 : Ha , we fucked so I gave her dick money
Person 2 : Ha , we fucked so I gave her dick money
by dizzyangel June 20, 2025
Get the Dick Money mug.Term used to describe someone who was jerked off really bad at a Gateway Grizzlies tryout. People drive long distances and spend a lot of money just for to get fucked over and end up with this horrible condition.
Hulse nems: Hey, what happened to Mark? I haven't seen him in a couple days.
Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout
Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money
Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them
Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?
Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout
Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money
Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them
Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022
Get the Grissle Dick mug.The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.
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