The sheriff of emo town

Gerard way

Gerard Way or Queen of sass aka the sheriff of emo town

by JessUrie98 May 11, 2018

pound town paula

Also known as PTP, defines female who will drink and fight with men, but will take them to their room and fuck their brains out right afterwards. PTPs will often exert manly traits, but live in denial about their true sexuality. PTPs are generally nasty colleagues who everybody fucks to get back at their wives

Man, you better get your junk checked after you fucked Pound Town Paula. Last time i fucked PTP I got the clap

by Retsub March 9, 2018

piddle stank town

A place where carpets go when they have too
much "piddle" on them and are burned in a huge bon fire which the place "stanks" of
dirty piddle!

"oh, rodeny piddle stank towns are the worst"

"I know what you mean elizabeth piddle stank town are worse than chicken coops!"

by Friesn'Burger April 4, 2009

down-town surprise

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and some of the shit comes off on your hand.

Jason had bad diarrhea, so when he wiped, he had a down-town surprise.

by Hail the Almighty BOB May 16, 2014

paper gown town

A special safety area in jail for mental health. When you act crazy in jail, they give you a paper gown instead of the jail uniform so you can’t hurt yourself and they put you in a special area (usually isolated) until the psychotic episode subsides.

She got caught snorting Benadryl in the pod again so they sent her to Paper Gown Town for 24 hours.

by K666C March 15, 2022

Drive-Thru Town

Towns that only have one main road, and shops on either side of this road.

There’s nothing special about (town name), it’s just a Drive-Thru town.

by CaptainSivDad January 19, 2021

Town Called Malice

Better stop dreaming of the quiet life, 'cause it's the one we'll never know
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah

The ghost of a steam train, echoes down my track
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 14, 2021