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Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021
mugGet the Wood chippingmug.

jack woods

Jack woods is a very tall wood
by YeetBomber101 May 29, 2019
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cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.
"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"
by freakynasty April 21, 2019
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Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.
My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.
by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022
mugGet the Wood blockmug.

Wood

Whenever you are in the woods Joe Bernthal comes out of no where and shouts "there in the wooods"
A sentence that includes this is ... Andrea was doing target practice and shane said "there in the wood(wooooooooods) there in the rv"
by Mr McLightswitch February 19, 2023
mugGet the Woodmug.

wood

a blunt that was rolled using a backwood
dude1: pass the wood
dude2: gotchu bro
by astro76 August 16, 2024
mugGet the woodmug.

Jake Wood

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