Russian botox

Russian botox is an aftermath of getting punched in the face and having swelled lips for the next few days. Those with Russian botox should be proud to have it.

- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yeah, he got into a fight at the bar yesterday.
- What a madlad!

by tolnickser January 3, 2021

beautiful russians

The girls that make you want to masterbate that pop up on the side of your screen occasionally

MMMMM THEM BEAUTIFUL RUSSIANS GOT SOME NICE TIDDIES

by Foofyfoff April 27, 2017

the russian congo

when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star

marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?

by WetRag May 17, 2022

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

The Russian Gunner

Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner

Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"

by ThePandaKing November 1, 2011

The Russian Race

We are Babylonian but blind, blond, red haired. Better said subrace.

Eastern European countries not South.

Hungary and sometimes if you just born that way from one parent or random.

The Russian Race is pissed off!

by Gonzalo555777 March 1, 2025

Russian Creaming

When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole

Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!

by Sebastian Tony August 12, 2023