Taking out the trash

Shitting in the shower, and throwing the shit in the toilet when done.

Bill: I hung out with Jamie yesterday, it was fun, we had a shower together. Only problem was she kept “Taking out the trash”

Bill’s Dad: Son what the fuck

by Earth5 August 25, 2020

take the kids swimming

For a gay man, it refers to him taking a dump. The "kids" are really turds, analogous to a woman's childbirth

That was a big meal we had. It's time for me to take the kids swimming.

by bigredtaurus June 8, 2016

Take Several Seats

Something Snoop Dogg would say in a song and it sound cool, which then becomes the song of the century.... anyways not the point.

When kearston won't back off.. (idk who kearston is, but she sounds like someone who needs to take several seats)

"Kearston you need to take several seats, and get off my back"

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

Taking the trump out

Another way of saying taking the trash out replace trash with trump also insinuating that trump stinks

Isabel:mum I'm taking the trump out it really stinks

Mum: okay

by Trumphater1000 December 12, 2016

taking babies milk

easy - smack the baby and grab the boob

Processing invoices is like taking babies milk.

your mom is like taking babies milk

by carlton vadermeer November 16, 2016

take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower my G”

by grandma sweater June 4, 2022

Take my two

When you make someone flinch, and consequently give them two punches in his/her arm. You must then wipe them off, by swiping your hand against that same arm twice.

Person 1: "Hey"
Person 2 makes a quick movement towards Person 1's genitals
Person 1 flinches
Person 2: "You flinched. I'll take my two."

by FreshProduce February 8, 2010